The Third Day

Through the third day of Christmas D&D, we’re pursued across the Lower Planes by troops of hell birds. The critter in the pic is the Anzu wyliei, a 500-pound, 82-and-a-half-inch-tall birdlike dinosaur with four-inch talons. The real critter was mostly like a herbivore. My version prefers warm-blooded prey that can die screaming for mercy.

On the third day of searching / My party came upon: / three hell birds, / two bloodmad zogs, / and a birchwrath in a fell wood.

The hell bird is an aggressive predator common to the Lower Planes. Vast troops of hell birds hunt the blood-red jungles surrounding the Cavern of the Skull, the nightmare realm of Kali, goddess of destruction.

AD&D Version

Frequency: Very rare (uncommon on the Lower Planes)
No. Appearing: 1-6
Armor Class: 5
Move: 18″
Hit Dice: 6+3
% in Lair: 30%
Treasure Type: C
No. of Attacks: 2 or 3
Damage/Attack: 1-8/1-8 or 1-8/1-8/2-16
Special Attacks: See below
Special Defenses: See below
Magic Resistance: Standard
Intelligence: Semi- to low
Alignment: Neutral evil
Size: L (7+’ tall)
Psionic Ability: Nil
Attack/Defense Modes: Nil
Level/XP Value: VI/600 + 8/hp

The hell bird attacks with its clawed wings. A creature that takes 6 or more points of damage singly or 9 or more points of damage doubly from the hell bird’s clawed wings must make a saving throw versus paralyzation or be stunned for 1 round. A stunned victim falls prone and can take no actions. Against a stunned or prone victim, the hell bird rakes with its foot talons for 2-16 points of damage.

Owing to its planar origins, the hell bird takes half damage from cold-based attacks. It is immune to fire and poison. The hell bird can spring up to 30 feet.

The hell bird does not speak, but it understands the languages of the Lower Planes.


5E D&D Version

Large fiend, neutral evil

Armor Class 15 (natural armor)
Hit Points 76 (9d10+27)
Speed 50 ft.

Ability Scores STR 18 (+4), DEX 10 (+0), CON 16 (+3), INT 4 (-3), WIS 11 (+0), CHA 6 (-2)

Skills Perception +4
Damage Resistances cold
Damage Immunities fire, poison
Condition Immunities poisoned
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 14
Languages understands Abyssal and Infernal but can’t speak them
Challenge 4 (1,100 XP)

Pack Tactics. The hell bird has advantage on an attack roll against a creature if at least one of the hell bird’s allies is within 5 feet of the creature and the ally isn’t incapacitated.

Pounce. If the hell bird moves at least 20 feet straight toward a creature and then hits it with a wing attack on the same turn, that target must succeed on a DC 14 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone. If the target is prone, the hell bird can make one claw attack against it as a bonus action.

Running Leap. With a 10-foot running start, the hell bird can long jump up to 25 feet.

Actions

Multiattack. The hell bird makes two wing attacks and one claw attack, the latter against a prone target.

Wing. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 8 (1d8+4) slashing damage.

Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one prone target. Hit: 15 (2d10+4) slashing damage.

December 27th, 2018  in RPG No Comments »

The Second Day

For our second day of Christmas D&D, we meet the bloodmad zog. The picture comes from Electro, a do-gooder super-robot created by Professor Philo Zog. Electro first appeared in Marvel Mystery Comics way back in early 1940. You can read a little more about Electro over at Stupid Comics.

On the second day of searching / My party came upon: / two bloodmad zogs / and a birchwrath in a fell wood.

The bloodmad zog is an abominable hybrid of cave bear and cyclops, perhaps created by an insane wizard or some monstrous deity. The bloodmad zog seldom fails to attack. It is aggressive, territorial, and unpredictable.

AD&D Version

Frequency: Very rare
No. Appearing: 1-4
Armor Class: 3
Move: 15″
Hit Dice: 9+4
% in Lair: 55%
Treasure Type: C, E
No. of Attacks: 4
Damage/Attack: 1-8/1-8/3-18/3-18
Special Attacks: See below
Special Defenses: Surprised only on a 1
Magic Resistance: Standard
Intelligence: Low
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Size: L (14′ tall)
Psionic Ability: Nil
Attack/Defense Modes: Nil
Level/XP Value: VII/2,850 + 14/hp

The bloodmad zog attacks with its great claws and its fanged maws. If either clawed paw scores a hit of 18 or better, the bloodmad zog drags the victim to itself. The opponent will take an additional 2-20 hit points damage from the hug that melee round and every melee round thereafter until the bloodmad zog is killed or the victim frees itself. If the armor class of an opponent is such that an 18 is insufficient to hit, the hug is not effective, and no damage is taken.

One of the bloodmad zog’s heads is always likely to be alert, making it difficult to surprise this monster. A fully grown bloodmad zog is as strong as a stone giant.

If encountered in its lair, the bloodmad zog has a supply of boulders at hand to hurl for 2-20 points of damage, and it can toss these rocks up to 25″. The bloodmad zog is able to catch similar missiles 30% of the time. In a bloodmad zog lair, there is a 15% chance that there will be 1-4 eggs (20%) or young (80%) in addition to the adults. Young bloodmad zogs will be 40% to 70% grown, and they will fight accordingly. Eggs are worth 3,000 gold pieces, and young under 50% grown are worth 6,000 gold pieces on the open market.


5E D&D Version

Huge monstrosity, chaotic neutral

Armor Class 15 (natural armor)
Hit Points 115 (10d12+50)
Speed 35 ft.

Ability Scores STR 22 (+6), DEX 12 (+1), CON 20 (+5), INT 6 (-2), WIS 9 (-1), CHA 8 (-1)

Skills Athletics +9, Perception +2
Condition Immunities frightened
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 12
Languages Giant
Challenge 6 (2,300 XP)

Blood Frenzy. The bloodmad zog has advantage on melee attack rolls against any creature that doesn’t have all its hit points.

Keen Sight and Smell. The bloodmad zog has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight or smell.

Actions

Multiattack. The bloodmad zog makes three attacks: two with its bites and one with its claws.

Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 11 (1d10+6) piercing damage.

Claws. Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 19 (3d8+6) slashing damage.

Rock. Ranged Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, range 30/120 ft., one target. Hit: 28 (4d10+6) bludgeoning damage.


Nota Bene: The slight change to the “lyrics” above was made by suggestion of Marion Carpenter. Thanks, Marion!

December 26th, 2018  in RPG No Comments »

The First Day

Today begins a series of twelve days worth of posts about things monstrous and terrible. The first day is inspired by The Birch, a nifty short film available via Crypt TV.

On the first day of searching / My party encountered: / A birchwrath in a fell wood.

The birchwrath is a plant monster summoned from a wooded area in which birch trees grow. Few creatures know the ritual used to call a birchwrath. The sigils and chants are most often handed down within certain clans or tribes.

AD&D Version

Frequency: Very rare
No. Appearing: 1
Armor Class: 0
Move: 15″
Hit Dice: 16
% in Lair: Nil
Treasure Type: Nil
No. of Attacks: 2
Damage/Attack: 2-8/2-8
Special Attacks: See below
Special Defenses: Half damage from blunt and piercing attacks
Magic Resistance: Standard
Intelligence: Average
Alignment: Neutral
Size: L (9′ tall)
Psionic Ability: Nil
Attack/Defense Modes: Nil
Level/XP Value: IX/6,500 + 20/hp

The birchwrath exists to mete out vengeance for its summoner. Once conjured and instructed what to do, the birchwrath no longer responds to its summoner. The birchwrath is a faultless tracker within one day of a quarry’s passing. Once its engages its victim(s), the birchwrath attacks with its powerful hands. If both hands strike its opponent, the birchwrath does an additional 4-16 points of rending damage.

The birchwrath’s dense bark and woody tissues resist damage from blunt and piercing weapons, which inflict half normal damage. Attacks against a birchwrath based on fire gain a +4 “to hit” bonus and inflict +1 point of damage per damage die. The birchwrath makes saving throws against fire with a -4 penalty. If the birchwrath takes damage from fire, it becomes enraged, gaining a +2 “to hit” bonus and inflicting +2 damage per damage die with its attacks (including rending damage, if applicable).

The birchwrath always passes without trace. It is able to use any of the following powers at will, once per turn: trip, warp wood, and plant door.

The birchwrath does not speak, but it understands the Common Tongue and the languages of woodland beings.


5E D&D Version

Large plant, neutral

Armor Class 16 (natural armor)
Hit Points 152 (16d10+64)
Speed 40 ft.

Ability Scores STR 21 (+5), DEX 10 (+0), CON 19 (+4), INT 10 (+0), WIS 14 (+2), CHA 10 (+0)

Skills Perception +5, Survival +5
Damage Vulnerabilities fire
Damage Resistances bludgeoning, piercing
Senses passive Perception 15
Languages Common and Sylvan, but doesn’t speak
Challenge 8 (3,900 XP)

False Appearance. While the birchwrath remains motionless, it is indistinguishable from a normal tree.

Faultless Tracker. The birchwrath is given a quarry by its summoner. The birchwrath knows the direction and distance to its quarry as long as the two of them are on the same plane of existence. The birchwrath also knows the location of its summoner.

Passes without Trace. A birchwrath moves in a veil of shadows and muted sounds. It has a +10 bonus to Dexterity (Stealth) checks and can’t be tracked except by magical means.

Rend. As a bonus action against a restrained creature, the birchwrath rends the target’s flesh, inflicting 23 (4d8+5) slashing damage.

Innate Spellcasting. The birchwrath’s innate spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 13). The birchwrath can innately cast the following spells, requiring no material components:

1/day each: grasping vine, spike growth, tree stride

Actions

Claws. Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 18 (3d8+5) slashing damage. If the target is a creature, it is grappled (escape DC 16). Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained, and the birchwrath cannot its claws on another target.


Nota Bene: I still have three bundles of products for sale:

  1. The Mutant Wastland Holiday Adventures bundle features three post-apocalyptic products.
  2. The New School Holiday Adventures bundle of six 5E-compatible products
  3. The Old School Holiday Adventure bundle includes 16 OSR products.
December 25th, 2018  in RPG 2 Comments »

Mutant Wasteland Holiday Adventure

The Mutant Wasteland Holiday Adventures bundle features three post-apocalyptic products:

Metro Gnomes: A beer-and-pretzels one-shot for Geodesic Gnomes, the game of stunted mutants surviving in biosphere crawlspaces. Geodesic Gnomes is written by mapmeister Dyson Logos.

Shallows & Sharks: A half dozen marine mutants for your Mutant Future game. (Nota Bene: That’s an affiliate link the previous sentence.)

Terrors of the Toxic Waste: More than 20 mutant foes, hazards, and NPCs ready to add danger and excitement to your post-apoc world.

Get all three for $2.25, which is 50% off the regular prices.

The New School Holiday Adventures bundle of 5E-compatible material and the Old School Holiday Adventure bundle are also still available for you to stuff into someone’s virtual stocking.

December 18th, 2018  in RPG No Comments »

New School Holiday Adventures

The New School Holiday Adventures bundle brings you a stocking full of 5E-compatible material, including these titles:

Chance Encounters II, III, and IV: New monsters, new magic items, a short dungeon adventure, new spells, and even a history lesson about cinnamon.

Dangerous Women: Khatira Amrat, Kona Hættuleg, and Menyw Beryglus. Three complete NPCs who can challenge or assist your players’ characters as you see fit.

Shallows & Sharks: A half dozen aquatic predators lurk just beneath the waves.

The Dwarf: Its Old School meets New School with the dwarf character class, including two new dwarf subraces, new dwarf archetypes, and three dwarf backgrounds.

With this bundle of holiday gaming cheer, you can purchase these publications for $4.50 in toto, which is a bit more than 50% off their normal prices.

Ho, ho, hozzah!

Nota Bene: If the Old School is more your style, the Old School Holiday Adventure bundle is still available for you to stuff into someone’s virtual stocking. For $11, you get 16 OSR-compatible products.

December 17th, 2018  in RPG No Comments »