The Lord of Misrule

It’s April the first, which means ballyhoo and shenanigans!

Meireule “Lord of Misrule”
Demigod

Armor Class: 1
Move: 15”
Hit Points: 95
No. of Attacks: 3/2
Damage/Attack: By weapon type
Special Attacks: See below
Special Defenses: Immune to enchantment/charm, and see below
Magic Resistance: 35%
Size: M (5-1/2′ tall)
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Worshiper’s Align: Any chaotic, plus revelers, children, lunatics, and entertainers
Symbol: Six-pointed star with a heart in its center
Plane: Prime Material Plane
Cleric/Druid: Nil
Fighter: 7th-level fighter
Magic-User/Illusionist: 10th-level illusionist
Thief/Assassin: 8th-level thief
Monk/Bard: 13th-level bard
Psionic Ability: IV
S: 16, I: 19, W: 12, D: 19, C: 18, CH: 20

Meireule, the Lord of Misrule, is a minor deity concerned with festivals, revels, the rowdier side of childhood, and overthrowing the established social order in favor of whimsy and anarchy. He appears as an outrageously dressed man with a large nose, neatly trimmed mustache and beard, and invariably carrying a ridiculously slender staff and a rapier.

In battle, Meireule fights with his staff or his rapier. The former strikes as a +3 quarterstaff. On any hit, the target must make a saving throw versus spell or be struck silly (as confusion, but treating results of 61 or better as “reduced to helpless laughter for 1 round”). This silliness lasts for 5-10 melee rounds. His blade strikes a +3 long sword. On any hit, the target must make a saving throw versus spell or pass out in a drunken stupor from which he cannot be stirred for 2-5 hours. Lawful creatures suffer a -4 penalty on their saving throws to resist not only Meireule’s weapons but also any of his spells.

Furthermore, no mortal that has consumed alcohol within the past hour can attempt to harm Meireule in any way (no saving throw permitted, but this effect is negated if Meireule attacks the drinker). Of course, Meireule, while not objecting to a light-hearted brawl, prefers to not engage in combat. He enjoys using his illusionist, thief, and bard abilities to sow confusion and merriment.

Like all divine beings, Meireule has the following special abilities, all of which function instantaneously and at will, but not continuously: command (no saving throw), comprehend languages (including the ability to speak or write the language as well), detect alignment, gate (3-18 leprechauns), geas (with a range of 9”), quest (with a range of 9” and no saving throw), teleport with no error, and true seeing.

April 1st, 2021  in RPG No Comments »

The Devil’s Advocate

Last post, I talked a bit about the ad-hoc superhero game of which I’ve run one session with a second session scheduled for this coming Wednesday. One of the superhero games I have but have seldom played is TSR’s Marvel Super Heroes Adventure Game (MSHAG) published in 1998 with primary game design credit going to Mike Selinker, who based his work on the Saga rules largely engineered by William W. Connors. Unusually for TSR’s games, MSHAG doesn’t use dice for anything. The Fate Deck, consisting of 96 cards divided into five suits, governs character creation and action resolution in much the same way dice do in other games.

All in all, it’s an interesting system. It’s attractively illustrated and written in that “Hail, True Believers!” style that helped put Marvel Comics on the map more than half a century ago. The last time I GMed (or, to use in-game terminology, narrated) MSHAG, I made up a team of Mexican luchadores who used their sweet wrestling moves and superhuman powers to defeat a wicked plot to take control of the Southwestern U.S. by means of black-magically altered cabrito, the consumption of which reduced one’s resistance to external control. It was a hoot of a game, even if we all found the system a bit clumsy at times. I’m almost certain that this systemic clumsiness had more to do with our unfamiliarity with the rules than the rules themselves.

Like a licensed superhero games, the core assumption is very much that the players will run Marvel Comics heroes as their characters against Marvel Comics villains controlled by the GM. TSR’s Marvel games, however, have always included rules that let players create their own heroes. This is pretty much the way we always played TSR’s classic FASERIP Marvel Super Heroes, although comic book characters did make appearances, usually as villains or at least adversaries. For example, back in high school, one of my characters was the Gray Fox, a reformed super-mercenary with a bloody past, who went toe to toe against Captain America atop a skyscraper. The Gray Fox won the fight by managing to hurl Cap off the skyscraper. While Cap fell, the Gray Fox escaped.

Ah, good times.

Anyway, I’ve had the adjacent picture of the incomparable Vincent Price sitting in a Pics folder on my desktop for months. I figure it’s about time I did something with it, so here’s an MSHAG villain created using MSHAG’s character creation rules.

Step 1: Concept: I’ve got one.

Step 2: Draw Cards: I draw 10 cards from the Fate Deck. I discard the 1s, 2s, and 3s, and redraw (because I’m using the powerhouse option). I sort the cards by suit: 5 and 6 of Strength; 4, 6, and 8 of Intellect; 5, 6, 6, and 7 of Willpower; and the 10 of Doom. I have no Agility suit cards.

Step 3: Ability Scores. Ability scores are determined by assigning up to three cards to each of the four abilities. The lowest ability permitted is 2. The highest is 20. The sum of the cards gives the ability its score. I assign the 6 of Strength to Strength, the Doom card to Agility, the 8 of Intellect to Intellect, and the two 6s of Willpower to Willpower. The number of cards assigned to ability (excluding Doom cards) that match that ability’s suit determine skill codes. Doom cards never grant skills, so my villain has no Agility skills.

Step 4: Skills. My villain gets two Strength skills (Climbing and Martial Arts); two Intellect skills (Law and Occult), and three Willpower skills (Intimidation, Manipulation, and Mesmerism).

Step 5: Hand and Edge Size. Since the game uses cards, these stats relate to how many cards a villain gets (Hand Size) and how easy it is to get more than one card into play at a time (Edge). Hand Size also determines how much damage a villain can take. I’ve got four cards left, one of them the 7 of Willpower. I use it to raise my villain’s Hand Size and Edge by +1 each.

Step 6-7: Powers and Stunts. The remaining cards are used for powers and calling (see below). Powers are divided by suit like ability scores are. I put the Willpower card into Ability Boost and the two Intellect cards into Alchemy. Since one Willpower card has been put into a Willpower power, my villain gets one stunt. Likewise, with two Intellect cards in an Intellect power, the villain gets two more stunts. Each stunt is specific to its power.

Steps 8-9: Limits and Hindrances. I skip these, but if I hadn’t, I might have drawn cards that would boost my villain’s abilities.

Step 10: Calling. I choose the Greed calling, discard the 6 of Strength, and draw a new card, getting a 2 of Intellect with the Soldier calling. This does not match my villain’s calling, so I’m done. If it had matched, the drawn card would get assigned to further raise one of my villain’s qualities.

The Devil’s Advocate (Vincent Wilcox)

6C Strength
10X Agility
8C Intellect
12B Willpower
2 Edge
4 (25) Hand Size

Calling: Greed
Personality: Cunning, revels in causing fear, boastful of his abilities, considers himself a lady’s man

History: Vincent Wilcox has always been both brilliant and unpleasant. His brilliance made him a successful lawyer, but his unpleasantness kept him isolated and friendless. He turned to the study of the occult and hypnosis, and these obsessive pursuits resulted him using his mesmerism to influence witnesses and judges. When the truth of his activities came out, Wilcox faced serious criminal and civil penalties. Disbarred with little to look forward to but a long prison sentence, Wilcox fled the U.S. for former Soviet Bloc countries, lured there by his occult studies into alchemy giving him hope of finding the fabled philosopher’s stone. Wilcox did find the philosopher’s stone, and he used an ancient ritual to absorb its properties, granting him remarkable powers, but not the immortality that he most craved. Wilcox adopted the pseudonym of the Devil’s Advocate and returned to the U.S., taking up a life of crime to finance his occult studies.

Skills: Climbing, Martial Arts; Law, Occult; Intimidation, Manipulation, Mesmerism

Powers: Ability Boost 5 (Dual Ability Boost: Strength and Agility); Alchemy 10 (Disguise, Explosion)

In Marvel comic book terms (circa 1998), the Devil’s Advocate has Strength equal to Cyclops or Black Widow, Agility equal to Captain America or Iron Fist, Intellect equal to Green Goblin or Arcade, and Willpower equal to Captain America or Professor X. With his Ability Boost power, his Strength rises to Beast or Tigra levels and his Agility to better than Spider-Man. The Devil’s Advocate is no slouch when it comes to a physical confrontation.

March 28th, 2021  in RPG No Comments »

After a Brief Intermission…

Well, it’s been too long since I last posted. I’ve been Doing Other Things, a lot of it related to my day job, but also a lot of it just not having anything to do with this site. (Ironically, despite the dearth of Spes Magna activity for weeks and weeks, my on-line sales are up.) So, what have I been doing that’s gaming-related?

The Kid Avenger (via Hero Forge)

I’ve been gaming, mostly via virtual meetings, but some face-to-face as well. Every other Saturday, Terry runs a post-apoc Savage Worlds game set in and around Hot Springs, Arkansas. We’ve got two players: me and Eric. I’m running the Kid Avenger, an athletic teenager who has learned just about everything he knows about the pre-apoc U.S. from reading his grandfather’s collection of comic books. He has a shield, recites the Avenger’s Oath, and has become very concerned with doing process because he’s heard “do process” was an important part of the Bill of Rights. Eric runs Slate, a pre-apoc android doing “his” best to understand humans and maintain a facade of normalcy. This two-person Hot Springs Avengers team has been aided a bit when my wife Katrina and daughter Adrienne sat in a couple of sessions, but they’re not regular players. So far, most of the action involved defeating a degenerate cannibal cult in Little Rock and establishing diplomatic relations with a society of intelligent gorillas.

Every other Sunday, we play 5E D&D with everyone except my son Christopher joining in remotely. Christopher sits across the table from me. I’m the DM for the Sunday game. It’ll switch off to another DM after a few more sessions. We’ve got a homebrew campaign slowly emerging from vague hints to concrete details as the heroes travel around, trying to do good. The group I’m running has five players ranging in ages from about 12 to Much Older. I had been running the players through AD&D’s Slave Pits of the Under City, but the heroes met their match, and each of them died, butchered by orcs.

We picked back up last Sunday. Three players opted to have their characters some survive. The other two players made up new characters. All of the characters woke up covered in sacrificial sigils related to Wastri, Lloth, and Blibdoolpoolp. Along with them were several captured townsfolk. Everyone was naked and without equipment of any kind. They were also stranded on a small rocky island, which Morgan the Warlock figured was somewhere in the large central lake of the campaign’s setting. Then the froghemoth attacked.

Most of the NPCs died horribly. Christopher’s druid took some serious damage and only escaped the froghemoth’s clutches by wild-shaping into a crocodile. The survivors escaped down a staircase hidden at the base of a strange altar, and they’re now encamped at the edge of a huge cavern system some distance beneath the lake’s bed. They’ve also escaped into another AD&D module, which I’ll not mention at this moment, but making it the fourth AD&D module used for our 5E D&D Sunday game. (Terry ran a one-shot one Sunday that might have been AD&D-related originally, but I couldn’t attend that session because I was down with an insomnia-induced migraine.)

I’ve also GMed remotely one session of a superhero game using a homebrewed system that started heavily based on TSR’s original Marvel Super Heroes but which has now mutated to include an action resolution system glommed from the third edition of the DC Heroes Roleplaying Game published by Mayfair Games in 1993. I’m also pulling in at least one element from TSR’s later Marvel Super Heroes Adventure Game, which is the one that used the deck of cards for action resolution and hero creation.

The heroes the first session were Christopher’s Owlman and Terry’s Starlight, who teamed up to destroy Chemo after that DC Comics monster-villain showed up during a St. Patrick’s Day celebration in Houston’s Hermann Park. Our next session is scheduled for this coming Wednesday evening, during which Owlman and Starlight will likely be joined by the mysterious Presence (played by Eric).

What else? Well, there’s Sunnesci, a semi-Stone-Age campaign setting that is still system neutral. Check out the adjacent pictures, both of which embiggen when clicked.

Sunnesci sits on what might be a peninsula between an ocean and a gulf. It is populated by humans and humanoids races based on alligators, flamingos, and nutria. I’m going a sort of scrapbook route, drawing and coloring the maps into a graph-paper composition book and cut-and-pasting word-processed text into the book. It’s not exactly coming along like gangbusters, but I find the activity strangely relaxing. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with Sunnesci. It might end up getting used for a game. It might just remain a side project. Maybe both? If I ever get it done, perhaps I can raffle it off, and some lucky person can end up owning the only copy of Sunnesci in the world.

Interwoven in all of this has been the end of a stressful third quarter and start of the final quarter of the 2020-2021 school year. My 7th and 8th grade boys are reading their final novels, The Scarlet Pimpernel and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, respectively. I’m looking forward to the end of the school year. We’ve been on-campus almost all of the school year, working within the parameters of some sensible COVID-based restrictions, but even sensible restrictions begin to wear on the nerves after several months. The administration has done an excellent job, and the students have handled the weirdness of the year like troopers, but everyone looks forward to a return to normalcy.

March 26th, 2021  in RPG No Comments »

The Chamber of the Crooked Star

I shuffled my Atmar’s Cardography cards from Norse Foundry dealt out the top four, and arranged to form a mini-dungeon. With graph paper, pencil, felt tip pen, and an eraser, I turned the cards into the The Chamber of the Crooked Star, a 1E AD&D micro-dungeon. You can download the PDF of this mini-dungeon by clicking on the correct link.

Enjoy!

January 23rd, 2021  in RPG 2 Comments »

Ghost Fightin’ & Dungeon Cards

I recently blogged about prizes I’d won by entering Benchleydale and Beyond contests. Since then, I’ve received the prizes. I’ve also helped a nephew, my sister, my wife, and my son fight ghosts and hunt for treasures. I do live an exciting life, don’t I?

First up: Ghost Fightin’ Treasure Hunters! from Mattel Games. I learned about this great family game from The Tabletop Bellhop. The bellhop Moe T. writes about this boardgame on his blog. You can read his words right here. Before I talk a bit about the game, let’s look at a picture.

Nota Bene: All of the pics in this post embiggen if you click them.

In short: Ghost Fightin’ Treasure Hunters! is a hoot. When we first set it up to play, we had fun sticking the ghosts on our fingers and noticing the functional backpacks on the player pieces. At first, we were a bit skeptical about the game play. It just seemed too easy to roll the dice, move to the rooms, retrieve the treasures, and escape the haunted house unscathed. You can fight the ghosts, but the ghosts can’t fight you. But here’s the rub: Each player turn, a card gets turned up, which almost always adds another ghost to one of the rooms in the haunted house.

(A quick aside about the cards: They’re delightful; details on the cards sync up with little details on the gameboard.)

But back to the increasing number of ghosts. When a room gets its third ghost, the ghosts turn into a red and scary haunt. It takes two players working together to defeat a haunt, and if the house ends up with six haunts, that’s it. Game over. Everyone at the table loses, and the undead win. Ooh, spooky.

Ghost Fightin’ Treasure Hunters! was great fun, and we just played the basic game. The advanced game ups the difficulty. This is one of funner so-called kids’ games I’ve played. If you’d like to buy your own Ghost Fightin’ Treasure Hunters!, click over to Moe T.’s blogpost and use his affiliate link. Moe T. does great work with The Tabletop Bellhop, and his affiliate links help him ensure the great work continues.

A set of Atmar’s Cardography cards from Norse Foundry was among the prizes I won via the aforementioned Benchleydale contests. The cards come in a standard playing card sized box, and the cards themselves are sturdy and a bit glossy, just like I expect a new deck of cards to be. Take a gander at the pic below.

On a whim, I shuffled the deck and dealt out the top nine cards, which I then assembled into a mini-dungeon.

Note the numbers on the cards. The deck comes with a quad-fold mini-document that briefly describes each numbered map location. If you look at the mini-dungeon pic, you’ll see location 27. According to the key, location 27 has “Many fires with large cauldrons simmering and boiling.” Down in the southeast corner, that blurry 44 means a “Dining hall filled with fur tapestries. Magic torch in the center of the main table.”

(Another Nota Bene: It can be annoying how my hands shake.)

My Atmar’s Cardography deck is neat. Good production values, clever concept, and Norse Foundry has written downloadable modules based on the cards. The modules are available on their website, and are written for Fate and 5E D&D. I don’t how much I’d stick to the deck’s in-box location key, but I can see me dealing out the cards to create random dungeons. Between the number of cards in the deck and the various ways the orientations for card placement, the deck has the potential to generate quite a large number of dungeon maps.

January 22nd, 2021  in RPG 2 Comments »