Archive for April, 2018

Lilacs Out of the Dead Land 5

If you’ve missed the earlier parts of Jared’s story, here’s a table of contents:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Jared arrived early. He sat in his car outside the Klein Building. Prescott Investigation’s offices were on the third floor. The blinds were open. Vehicles occupied about half the spaces in the parking lot. Clouds had rolled in from the north since the morning. Sunlight filtered through, dulled and gray. Rain was coming. The wind blew in fitful gusts.

Ira pulled into the parking lot. He still drove the same Karmann Ghia he’d bought his last year in college back in 1971. It was still bright yellow, lovingly maintained. Ira pivoted on his rear before using the door to help him up to his feet. Slowly, deliberately, he pulled his briefcase from behind the driver’s seat. He shut the door, double-checked the lock. His shock of white hair, like a ragged halo, caught the wind. He wore khakis, a pull-over turtleneck, and a sweater vest. The sole of one shoe was noticeably thicker than the other. Ira walked slowly with a slight wobble.

“Good afternoon, Ira,” Jared said, catching up to the older man at the elevator.

Ira smiled, extended his hand, which Jared shook. “How does life treat you, Jared?”

The bell preceded the elevator doors opening. Jared pushed three. “I can’t complain,” he said. “How about you?”

Ira looked up at Jared with shining eyes. His glasses reflected the overhead lights. “Most days are okay. On the others, I survive.”

Third floor. The elevator doors opened. The hall, carpeted floor flanked by faux wood paneled walls, ran left and right before turning at both ends, forming a rectangle. Frosted glass windows. Heavy doors with neatly centered placards. Signs next to the doors with suite numbers. Jared walked slowly, keeping pace with Ira.

Jared pushed the button next to the door announcing “Prescott Investigation”. A faint buzz sounded through the door. Another buzz and a click let the two men know they could enter the brightly lit office. The room, square and professional, held a single desk behind which sat a tanned, dapperly dressed young man. Neatly trimmed hair, clean shaven, manicure. The nameplate on his desk informed clients that his name was Charles Benoit. Behind him on the wall hung a painting of Regency Era people, handsomely dressed, enjoying a picnic and games in a park. Opposite the desk stood three chairs. Two more chairs faced the entry. Two more doors, both closed, led out of the atrium. Centered about eye level on one door was a nameplate that read “Rebecca Prescott”. The other door was unmarked.

“Ms. Prescott will be with you shortly,” the man said. “Please have a seat. Would you like something to drink?”

Jared settled into one of the chairs while Ira set his briefcase on another. Ira asked for coffee, two sugars, one cream. Jared declined. Charles nodded, departed through the unmarked door.

“He’s new,” Ira said. “Does he know?”

Jared nodded. “He knows. He was read in after the usual vetting. Seems reliable and efficient.”

Charles returned, cup of coffee balanced efficiently on a saucer. Ira thanked him, sipped loudly. The door to the boss’s office opened inward, almost silently. A short, heavy set woman with a bob haircut advanced, smiling. As she said her hellos, she accepted a kiss on the cheek from Ira, shook Jared’s hand.

Rebecca Prescott stood aside, gestured for her guests to enter her office. She wore a dark gray blazer, calf-length red skirt, white blouse. Small diamond stud earrings, a thin gold chain, a wristwatch of gold and silver. Her shoes were flats, closed toe, and matched her skirt.

“Make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen,” she said as Jared and Ira entered her office. “Charles, please make sure we’re not disturbed.”

“Of course.”

The office door shushed closed. Rebecca’s office was nearly three times the size of the atrium. Her desk was small, modern, and facing the far corner. Two laptops sat on the glass desktop. Both were open. Screen savers active. Landscapes faded into resolution and lasted a few seconds before fading into different scenes. Adjacent to the desk was a bookcase holding law books, reference guides, and a jumbled collection of worn true crime paperbacks. Family photos hung on the walls. Rebecca with her three children and husband. School pictures, family outings. Ira was in several of the pictures. Two diplomas were displayed, one a Masters of Science in criminology, the other a Masters of Science in information technology.

Jared and Ira sat at the rectangular conference table. Ira was unpacking his briefcase, setting up two laptops. One he faced toward Jared, the other toward himself. Rebecca pulled a chair around to sit next to Ira. The computers were synced. Ira opened up the library of portraits on Jared’s computer before opening the facial reconstruction program on his own.

“Ready when you are,” Ira said, leaning back in his chair, right hand on the mouse, left hand resting on the table. Rebecca took his hand her hers. He squeezed her fingers and smiled at her.

Jared sighed, rolled his head to flex his neck, and pulled the Ziploc baggie with the toothbrush. He took the toothbrush from the baggie.

“Lilacs,” Ira whispered.

Jones stood in the far corner. Reflexively, he tried to cover his nakedness with his hands.

“They can’t see you,” Jared said. “Or hear you. Move over here so you can see this computer.”

“Why?” Jones asked as he did as he was told.

“We’re going to do some facial reconstruction,” Jared said. “Ira used to work for the Bureau. He pioneered the use of computers to create composite images from witness descriptions. You’re going to help us identify the man who filmed you with Sharon.”

Jones looked at the screen. Face after face, each one slightly different than the one before.

“The partial image from the video gives us a reasonably good starting point,” Ira said. “I’ve already narrowed the parameters. Ready when you are.”

For the next hour or so, Ira asked questions, and Jared repeated Jones’s answers. With each click or sweep of the mouse, the portrait took shape. The face narrowed. The cheek bones became sharper. The eyes, dull green and set wide across the bridge of a nose that looked to have been broken and poorly set. Head shaved bald. Cauliflowered ears, the left one pierced and sporting a diamond stud. Thick eyebrows. A neatly trimmed goatee, brown so dark as to be almost black, but flecked with gray.

“That’s him,” Jones said. “I mean, that really is him.”

Jared repeated Jones, and Ira looked in Jones’s direction.

“Good, good,” Ira said to the ghost. “Then, we’re done here.”

A few more clicks of the mouse set the printer to humming. Rebecca took the page from the output tray and held up the portrait for all to see. Then, she set the page on the table.

“I’ll get this picture to Management,” Rebecca said. “If he’s in the system, we should have his identity in two or so days. After that, Management will meet as usual to discuss the next step.”

Jared rolled his head, flexing his neck and shoulders, listening to the crackle of his bones. He sighed.

“I’m done with you for now,” he said, and Jones vanished. He looked at Ira, at Rebecca, and drummed his fingers on the tabletop, the staccato taps the only sound other than the faint hum of the air conditioner. “The next step has already been decided, Rebecca. With or without sanction, I’m taking it.”

Jared stood. Ira did also, using the table as leverage. Rebecca held Jared’s stare as her father stepped over to the much taller man. Ira reached up and laid a gentle hand on Jared’s shoulder. The old man’s fingers were slightly crooked with thick knuckles, the back of his hand covered with a web of dark veins.

“God bless you,” Ira said.

Jared looked down at Ira and grinned, but he didn’t say what he was thinking. Instead, Jared said, “Thank you, Ira. God bless you, too.”

April 26th, 2018  in RPG No Comments »

The Beginning of the End

Today’s post seems particularly important since the world ended yesterday. So, without further ado, I bring you the giant grasshopper apocalypse.

If you’ve never watched Bert I. Gordon’s delightfully horrible The Beginning of the End, you’re missing out on an American film that aspires to B-movie status. Starring Peter Graves and Peggie Castle, this absurd piece of cinema history features a plucky photojournalist (Castle), a heroic agriculturalist (Graves), and an assortment of bit players doing a poor job of pretending horror in the face of ravenous grasshoppers grown to monstrous proportions after eating radiation-treated giant fruits, vegetables, and grains.

Get it? A radiation-based science project designed to end world hunger creates a swarm of giant locusts that threaten to devour the world’s food supply? Ooh. Irony.

If you’re brave enough, here’s the trailer. After the pic below, you’ll find giant grasshoppers for two game systems.

Presenting the Megalocust, first for Mutant Future and then for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.

Alignment: Neutral
Movement: 120′ (40′)
Armor Class: 4
Hit Dice: 12
Attacks: 1 (bite or trample)
Damage: 3d6 or 6d6
Save: L5
Morale: 8
Hoard Class: None
XP: 3,800

Mutations: Poison Resistance, Reflective Epidermis (radiation), Sonic Suspectibility

The megalocust is a flightless grasshopper the size of a school bus. It has a voracious appetite, and it does not distinguish between animal or vegetable matter. In close combat, it attacks with a powerful bite (1-2) or tramples its target (4-6). The megalocust has a +4 to its attack roll when attempting to trample a foe that is smaller or approximately equal to the size of a horse. This mutant is immune to the effects of radiation. It suffers only half damage from poison, or no damage at all with a successful saving throw. The megalocust is vulnerable to sonic attacks and effects. It takes +1 point of damage per die from sonic attacks that cause damage. Against other effects, it suffers a -4 penalty to its saving throws.

What makes the megalocust most dangerous is that it maybe encountered as part of a swarm (25%) rather than a solitary creature (75%). A swarm contains 5d10+50 megalocusts.

Frequency: Rare
No. Appearing: 1-4 (75%) or 55-100 (25%)
Armor Class: 4
Move: 12″
Hit Dice: 12
% in Lair: Nil
Treasure Type: Nil
No. of Attacks: 1
Damage/Attack: 3-18
Special Attacks: Trample
Special Defenses: See below
Magic Resistance: Standard
Intelligence: Animal
Alignment: Neutral
Size: L (about 40 feet long)
Psionic Ability: Nil
Attack/Defense Modes: Nil
Level/X.P. Value: VII/2,700+16/hp

The megalocust is an enormous, ravenous insect most often encountered alone or in small numbers. Some of the time, however, megalocusts breed in prodigious numbers and form a swarm. In combat, the megalocust attacks with a powerful bite, but most of the time smaller creatures simply will be trampled for 6-36 points of damage. The megalocust is immune to electricity and poison. It suffers double damage from sound-based attacks (where applicable), and has a -4 penalty to its saving throws against such effects.

April 24th, 2018  in RPG No Comments »

Is Gratitude the Key to Happiness?

As I write this, I’m 50 years old and seriously under-employed. I left my teaching position largely due to health concerns. I’ve had one heart attack. That was seven years ago. I had a heart attack while driving me and the family home after church one fine Sunday morning. I still remember that next Monday morning, waking up in the hospital with tubes and monitors attached to me, and thinking, “Well, at least I woke up.”

A couple of days later, the day after having my femoral artery snaked to look for blockages and cardiac damage, I got to take an actual shower for the first time since the previous Sunday morning. A few hours later, I got to go home and lay on my couch, facing the television with the remote control within easy reach. That was Wednesday, if I recall correctly. I was back to work that week (against doctor’s orders).

That first week, I did something I’d not done in a while. I felt grateful for waking up. I felt grateful for a hot shower. I felt grateful for a comfortable couch and a remote control that works. I felt grateful for the large number of people in my life who care for me. For the first time in a long time, I truly appreciated G. K. Chesterton’s observation, “When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude.”

I had been taking waking up in the morning for granted. I’d been taking couches, remote controls, and hot showers for granted. I’d even been taking my friends, family, students, and co-workers for granted. It’s perhaps a poor reflection on the quality of my character that it took a heart attack to shake the scales from my eyes so that I could see better the very many things I have in my life to be grateful for. I ought to be especially grateful for the things in my life that I’ve done nothing to earn but that I have regardless.

Which brings me to another of Chesterton’s observations: “I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.”

There are so many things in my life that don’t have to be the way they are. They could be another way, but they’re not. How I cannot be struck by a sense of wonder by my good fortune? Sure, things aren’t perfect. Things will never be perfect. That’s not my point.

Consider food, for example. Why does it taste good? Is it inconceivable that the world would have arrived at an arrangement wherein food had no special flavor at all? Imagine that all food tasted like steamed asparagus. I like steamed asparagus, but I wouldn’t want all of my food to taste like it. But, if it did, I’d still eat. I’d have to still eat. Would I enjoy eating? Would anyone? I’m not sure about the answers to those questions.

But food does (or, at least, can) taste good, and I’m used to that, so I take it for granted rather than being filled with gratitude and wonder. That seems a shame because, if Chesterton is right (and he almost always is), gratitude and wonder are essential to happiness.

April 23rd, 2018  in RPG 1 Comment »

Need Some Movie Recommendations?

I’ve watched four movies recently, and I recommend all of them without reservation.

Wife Katrina, daughter Adrienne, and I watched Chasing 3000 Saturday evening. Here’s the trailer. This film stars Trevor Morgan and Rory Culkin as Mickey and Roger, two brothers from Pittsburgh who move to California when their mother (Lauren Holly) acts on doctor’s advice that the climate in the Golden State would help Roger’s muscular dystrophy related cardio-pulmonary problems. Mickey hates the move, mostly because he believes that he is asked to sacrifice too much for his younger brother, but also because the move takes him away from his grandfather (Seymour Cassel) and their beloved Pittsburgh Pirates and Roberto Clemente.

Like all the best baseball movies, Chasing 3000 is not really about baseball. It’s about family, sacrifice, growing up, and, most movingly, about the very real impact that a public figure worthy of admiration can have on the lives of his or her fans. Roberto Clemente was a class act in so many ways. For example, in August 1972, he was 30 hits away from 3,000 career hits. As the final week of the 1972 season approached, Clemente was well on his way to achieving this milestone. It was Thursday, 28 September 1972, playing against the Phillies, when Clemente got hit 2,999 off Steve Carlton. The next game was in Philadelphia, and the game after that was in Pittsburgh. Clemente had himself removed from the line-up so that he could get the magic 3,000th hit in front of his hometown fans. Clemente almost didn’t get it. He earned his 3,000th hit on his very last at-bat ever.

I also watched Imprint. Here’s its trailer. Starring Tonantzin Carmelo as a Lakota prosecuting attorney, Imprint seems a rare thing among movies focused on Native Americans in that the principal cast and the writer are Native Americans. This movie is a low-key supernatural thriller about a woman ashamed of her heritage coming to grips with her history, both as a Lakota as well as a member of a troubled family. The special effects aren’t great. None of the acting really shines. That said, Imprint is an effective, well-written ghost-themed mystery wrapped around family melodrama.

Radius, starring Diego Klattenhoff, Charlotte Sullivan, and Brett Donahue, is next. Of course, there’s a trailer. The film focuses on the growing, tense relationship between Liam (Klattenhoff) and Jane (Sullivan), two strangers who somehow ended up together in the cab of a truck before the truck leaves the road and rolls over in a field. Both emerge from the accident with no memories. Liam discovers that any living creature that comes within about 50 feet of him immediately dies. He and Jane together discover that not only is Jane immune to this effect, but that her presence near Liam prevents Liam’s deadly effects. Radius is a taut thriller that slowly reveals Liam and Jane’s connection through flashbacks leading to a final, chilling revelation.

And, lastly, son Christopher, daughter Adrienne, and I hit the theater to catch a matinee of A Quiet Place.

I won’t go too much into the plot of this film beyond this link for the trailer. There’s more than enough information out there on the Internet about A Quiet Place. Even Bishop Robert Barron, the Auxiliary Bishop of the Archdiocese of Los Angeles, praises the virtues of this film in a thoughtful review that includes some pretty major spoilers. Director and star John Krasinski has helped make a masterful film that, to paraphrase one review, links A-List performances with a B-Movie plot to craft a genuinely scary story. A Quiet Place ought to establish Krasinski as one of the new Hollywood heavyweights in both acting and directing, and, as good as he is, Emily Blunt and Millicent Simmonds are even better.

And that’s it for this post. Nothing game-related for today, but instead some recommendations for four good to astonishing motion pictures.

April 22nd, 2018  in RPG No Comments »

The Gappa

Yesterday, I watched Monster From a Prehistoric Planet via Amazon Prime. This one is boilerplate giant monster movie, complete with two distraught parent monsters on a destructive quest to retrieve their stolen offspring. The dubbing is pretty bad. The movie is preachy, maudlin, and sexist. Of course, the various toys and firecrackers deployed against the gappa fail to do anything other than make noise, smoke, and start fires. In other words, the movie is silly fun that took me back to the days of UHF and Saturday creature feature movies.

When writing up the gappa for Mutant Future, the scale of the monster presents some challenges. Most weapons are useless against the gappa. These beasts are more like natural disasters. To help me with the stats, I pulled my AD&D Oriental Adventures off the shelf to re-read the Gargantua monster entries.

Gappa
Alignment: Neutral
Movement: 120′ (40′), Fly: 480′ (160′), Swim: 180′ (60′)
Armor Class: 2
Hit Dice: 25
Attacks: 2 (stomp/stomp) or 3 (claw/claw/bite)
Damage: 5d10/5d10 or 3d10/3d10/6d10
Save: L25
Morale: 11
Hoard Class: None
XP: 10,000

Mutations: None.

The gappa appears as an enormous bipedal creature combining the features of reptiles and birds with a distinctive humanoid body shape. It can hold its breath for hours. An adult gappa stands nearly 100 feet tall and weighs in excess of 125 tons. Its thick hide is nearly impervious to harm. Primitive firearms, primitive melee weapons, and advanced melee weapons cannot damage the gappa. Other advanced personal weapons (pistols, rifles, and grenades) inflict one-half minimum damage (drop fractions). For example, a plasma rifle inflicts but 4 points of damage to a gappa with a successful attack. Nothing as weak as a stun baton or stun pistol could ever stun a gappa. A plasma grenade inflicts 6d6 points of damage to a gappa, and bombs and missiles inflict one-half normal damage. If wounded, a gappa regenerates 10 hit points per round.

Against targets on the ground, the gappa attacks by stomping its enormous feet. Each stomp affects a 15-foot radius, but the two radii cannot be more than 50 feet apart. Make a melee attack against each creature in the area. Success inflicts 5d10 points of damage; a failed attack inflicts half damage. Instead of stomping, the gappa may sweep its tail, affecting a 90-foot wide, 90-foot long cone. Each creature in the path of the tail must make a death save or suffer 8d10 points of damage. Against airborne or suitably large creatures, the gappa attacks with its claws and beak-like maw.

Each round of combat, there is a 1 in 6 chance that the gappa forgoes all melee attacks in favor of its fiery breath weapon that affects a 10-foot wide path along a 200-foot length. Against targets on the ground, this path need not be a straight line, but may sweep an area, making one 45-degree change of direction every 40 feet. The gappa’s breath inflicts 100 points of damage to everything caught in its path. Living creatures must also make a save versus radiation or suffer the effects of class 10 radiation. The gappa is immune to fire and radiation.

April 19th, 2018  in RPG No Comments »